Another list of text messages I received. Thanks to unlimited texting in the Philippines, people just love to throw messages to me from the moment I wake up to the time I close mah eyes. Read on and enjoy:

“Friends are like streetlights along the road. They don’t make the distance shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile..”
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“If a person gives great advices, it doesn’t mean he’s not capable of committing any mistakes. If a person doesn’t show any signs of weakness, it doesn’t mean he’s not afraid of anything. If a person always displays a smile, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to be sad and to cry. And if a person tells you he’s okay after a heartbreak, it doesn’t mean he’s finally moved on. Remember that having a facade of a clown doesn’t mean you’re really happy and numb for all the pain the world gives you. Coz there’s one thing that sets you apart from a stone… a HEART.”
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“Some people never get over their past accomplishments. Even worse are the people who exaggerate what they’ve done. For years I kept a sign on my desk that helped me maintain the right perspective concerning yesterday. It simply said, ‘Yesterday ended last night.’ It reminded me that no matter how badly I might have failed in the past, it’s done. And today is a new day.” - John Maxwell
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“The less we have, the more we give. Seems absurd, but it’s the logic of love” - Mother Teresa
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10 Painful things”
1. Bringing back the feeling you’ve learned to forget.
2. Reminiscing the good times
3. Trying to hide what you really feel.
4. Loving someone who loves another
5. Having a commitment with someone that you know wouldn’t last
6. Shielding your heart to love somebody
7. Loving a person too much
8. Right love at the wrong time
9. Taking the risks to fall in love again
10. You’re hungry, seated at a table full of food… pero wala kang plato! (nkkainis noh?)
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” A Maid was fired. Before leaving, she gave $50.00 to the family dog. The boss asked why. She replied: “I won’t forget a friend who helped me clean the dishes everyday” ^_^
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“A toilet bowl was in love with a sh*t..
sh*t: (crying) we can’t be together, coz everytime I’m with you, i’m being flushed!
One day the toilet bowl was left unflushed and the sh*t stayed there.. The toilet bowl felt happy and just looked into the sh*t smiling and started singing:
“Nobody wanna see us together, but it don’t matter no.. Coz I got you. Nobody wanna see us together, but it don’t matter no.. Coz I got you.”

(crappy ending, isn’t it?)

Posted: June 19th, 2007 under Blogadagging, SMS.
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“Magkasinlakas lang ang muscles namin ni Pacquiao, pero hindi talaga ako ang kalaban niya, bakit ba ang kulit ninyo?!” - VINA MORALES

“Anong akala mo sa akin, mayaman?! Nauubusan din ako ng pera!” - ATM

“You never even thanked me for making you happy, then you throw me away just like that… I hate you for using me, for making my life full of shit…” - TOILET PAPER

“Huwag po nating salubungin ang mga bumababa. Hindi po natin sila kamag-anak.” - LRT OPERATOR

“Napaka-unfair ng buhay sa mundo… Bakit hindi ako pwedeng magmahal?!” - UKAY-UKAY

“You know, I feel I’m relaxing…you know… Thanks for da God… To all Filipino, thanks for da supporting wid me…” - MANNY PACQUIAO

“Biktima rin ako ng abortion.” - BALUT

“Alam kong may gusto ka sa akin. Pasimple ka pa. Bakit hindi mo ako seryosohin? Pero bago ang lahat, gusto ko, alam mo na hindi ako easy-to-get. ” - FLAT 1.0

“Huwag mong sabihing pinaiyak kita dahil una mo akong sinaktan.” - SIBUYAS

“Panakip-butas lang ba talaga ako?” - PANTY

“Halika, pag-initin mo ako! Kailangan kong pumutok upang ako’y iyong matikman at ika’y masarapan… ayaaan na! Malapit na!!! Puputok na!!!
Aaaaahhhh… .” - POPCORN

“Huwag mo akong sisihin kung cold man ako dahil hindi naman ako magmamatigas kung binigyan mo lang sana ako ng konting importansya! ” - KANING LAMIG

“Hindi lahat ng alak, nakalalasing. ” - ALAK-SAN

“Hindi lahat ng 13, malas.” - 13th MONTH PAY

Posted: May 5th, 2007 under SMS, articles.
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1. Learn to write your hurts in the sand where winds of forgiveness can blow them away. Carve your blessings in a stone so no storm can ever wash it away.

2. Never force anything. Let life be a constant “let-go”. Notice how God opens millions of flowers every day without forcing the buds. Enjoy life’s beauty!

3. Life’s little instructions:
a. Never tell a person who’s experiencing deep sorrow “I know how you feel”. You don’t.
b. Once a year, fo some place you’ve never been before.
c. Never risk what you can’t afford to lose.
d. Remember that great love is two way + Respect and not one way + sorrow + endurance.
e. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of good luck.
f. When declaring your rights, dont forget your responsibilities.
g. Whether it’s life or a horse that throws you, get right back on.
h. Learn the rules and master the art of breaking them.

4. It’s not what we hold in our hands that is ours. It is what is left when we open our hands and let go.

5. The human brain is the most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hours, 365 days. It functions perfectly right from the time you were born…

… Until you fall in love.

Posted: February 18th, 2007 under SMS.
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Look at what happens when you rearrange the letters of the following words:

DORMITORY - dirty room

DESPERATION - a rope ends it

THE EYES - they see

THE MORSE CODE - here come dots

SLOTS MACHINE - cash lost in me

ANIMOSITY - is no amity

A DECIMAL POINT - i’m a dot in place

SNOOZE ALARMS - alas, no more Z’s

ASTRONOMER - moon starer

MOTHER-IN-LAW - woman hitler

ELEVEN PLUS TWO - twelve plus one

ELECTION RESULTS - lies, let’s recount!!

Amazing isn’t it??

Posted: January 22nd, 2007 under SMS.
Comments: 4

A great life is not about routine but doing something rare. To cherish and not to compare. To forgive, not to blame and to be loving without counting.

Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them. Joke over your troubles but gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties but overcome them.

Nice, isn’t it? So try doing something rare. Get an Orlando plastic surgery or something! *lolz Seriously though, this quote encourages us to live life to the fullest.

Posted: January 12th, 2007 under SMS.
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